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More Soccer Jokes…

  1. Why would you want to marry a soccer goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. What do you call a groundhog that plays soccer?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  3. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  4. Why do soccer players do well in school?… Because they know how to use their heads. (180 School Jokes School Jokes for Kids)
  5. What lights up a soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
  6. What kind of tea do soccer players drink?… Penal-Tea (Iced Tea Jokes for Kids)
  7. Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?… So she could tie the score
  8. What is a ghost’s favorite position in soccer?… Ghoul keeper. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  9. How did the soccer field get all wet?… The players dribbled all over it.
  10. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?… Because she always runs away from the ball. (Disney Jokes for Kids)