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More Soccer Jokes…
- Why would you want to marry a soccer goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call a groundhog that plays soccer?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- Why do soccer players do well in school?… Because they know how to use their heads. (180 School Jokes & School Jokes for Kids)
- What lights up a soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
- What kind of tea do soccer players drink?… Penal-Tea (Iced Tea Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?… So she could tie the score
- What is a ghost’s favorite position in soccer?… Ghoul keeper. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
- How did the soccer field get all wet?… The players dribbled all over it.
- Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?… Because she always runs away from the ball. (Disney Jokes for Kids)