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  1. Why was the skeleton always left out in a ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  2. What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  3. When is a athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  4. What would you get if you crossed table tennis athlete and the Invisible Man?… Table tennis like no one has ever seen.
  5. Why was Cinderella such a bad at the sport?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  6. Why is a table tennis match the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  7. Where do table tennis players go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  8. Did you hear about the table tennis player who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.
  9. ”What did one table tennis ball say to the other table tennis ball?… “See you round..”
  10. What do you serve but not eat?…  A Table Tennis Ball.
  11. Why is a table tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
  12. Why are fish never good table tennis players?… They don’t like getting close to the net. (Top Fishing Jokes)
  13. How many table tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?… “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
  14. Where is the first table tennis match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
  15. Where do ghosts play table tennis?… On a table tennis corpse! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  16. What did the table tennis ball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
  17. What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a table tennis court?… Annette.
  18. Why are spiders great table tennis players?… Cause they have great topspin.
  19. What do a dentist and a table tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
  20. Why is it not good to play table tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested.
  21. So did you hear about the table tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
  22. What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)
  23. My table tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.