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- Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes
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- Summer Olympic Jokes
- What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
- Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
- Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?… They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow. (Swimming Jokes)
- How come volleyball players always get a draw in a game of tic tac toe?… Every time one of them sets an X down the other one just says O.
- Why did the volleyball players go to the library for practice?… The coach told them they’ll be doing some reading today. (Book Jokes & Library Jokes)
- Why did the volleyball player cross the road?… There are players on the other side.
- Why did the volleyball player cross the road?… There’s a teammate that is bartending at the pub, who can serve drinks that are spiked.
- What’s the fastest way to get the setter mad?… Every time you make a pass let the setter know the ball is, “Up!” and tell the setter, “Yours!”
- How did the server know that the bad serve wasn’t with the hand?… The server knew that it was the foot fault.
- Why are volleyball players so blameless?… They always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.
- How many middle-hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?… Just one, but first the setter has to put it perfectly into their hand.
- How many volleyball referees does it take to screw in a light bulb?… None, They’re always in the dark.
- What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?… They both like to hammer spikes.
- Why is it hard to keep hitters productive indoors?… They always work on an angle to play outside.
- Why does a serve receive pattern never work against a sniper?… They all be running for cover.
- Why did all the volleyball players stand in a line from shortest to tallest?… Coach asked the team to go from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
- Why does it take six players to carry the volleyball to a tournament?… Not one player can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
- What are you doing with those shoe strings, ropes?… Planning to tie the score.
- Why do benched players look so wise?… They don’t look like the fools on the floor entertaining the crowds.