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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
  2. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
  5. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  6. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  7. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
  8. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  10. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  11. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  12. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  13. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  14. Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
  15. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  16. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  17. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
  18. Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  19. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
  21. Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  22. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)