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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
- Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
- If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
- Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
- What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
- I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
- I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
- “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
- What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
- What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
- Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
- Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
- What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
- Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
- Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)