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Top Joke Pages:
- Well, it’s Inauguration Day in America…. It’s gonna be a great mourning (for the losing party).
- On the night of his 2017 inauguration, Donald Trump was visited by 3 ghosts. Early in the night, FDR appeared. Trump asked him “How can I make America great again?” FDR replies, “think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours “FAKE NEWS!” he screams and FDR disappears. Trump falls back to sleep. A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.” This infuriates Trump. He screams for his bodyguards but Washington is already gone. Around 3 in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “How can I make America great again?” Lincoln thinks for a bit and says “go to the theater.” (Movie Jokes)
- How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential Inauguration?…. In general terms. (Veterans Day Jokes & George Washington Quotes)
- Was General Washington a handsome man at his Inauguration?… Yes, he was George-eous!! (George Washington Quotes)
- What is the most popular college for inauguration?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
- What might an older president need for inauguration?… Presidentures!
- What instrument was played the most at the 2017 Republicans Presidential Inauguration?… Trump-ets. (Music Jokes)
- The date is 20 January 2017. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Obama and says “You’re Fired!” (Labor Day Jokes)
- As soon as the 2017 inauguration is over, I’m getting a position on Trump’s ethics committee… I’m not political, I just need some quiet time alone.
- What might an Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures!