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Every day we will try to share a little laughter with our Joke of the Day.
Here is our baseball edition. We hope you enjoy. We will try to tweet one joke per day!

More Baseball Jokes…. (Baseball Jokes)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best baseball jokes.
  2. What did the pancake say to the baseball player?… Batter up! (Pancake Jokes)
  3. Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?… In a little league. (Leprechaun Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  4. What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team?… Shortstop. (Leprechaun Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  5. What did the baseball umpire say to the pancake?… Batter up. (Pancake Jokes)
  6. What do a baseball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (Pancake Jokes)
  7. Which Major League baseball team does Avogadro support?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
  8. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about baseball?
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good baseball knock-knock joke?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good baseball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. Do you know who is considered the corniest professional base player of all time?… Ty Cobb. (Corn Jokes)
  13. What’s the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin… The batter. (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  14. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)\Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  15. If Blackbeard played Major League Baseball who would he play for?… The Pittsburgh Pirates. (Top 10 Sports Jokes / Baseball Jokes / Football Jokes)
  16. Golf is harder than baseball, in golf you have to play your foul balls. (Golf Jokes)
  17. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
  18. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  19. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
  20. What animal is always at a high school baseball game?… A bat. (High School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  21. “Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…   “Forget it. It’s way over your head.” (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  22. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)