World Series Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Series baseball jokes.
  2. Why are World Series tickets so expensive?… They have to pay for the diamond some how!
  3. Why are some World Series umpires overweight?… They always clean their plate.
  4. Why did the World Series manager want spiders to play for his team?… They know how to catch flies.
  5. Why did the police officer go to the World Series Game?…  Someone stole second base!
  7. Which Major League baseball team does Avogadro support?… the Molewaukee Brewers. (Baseball Jokes)
  8. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers. (Baseball Jokes)
  9. It is Game 7 of the World Series, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Series, and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Series we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, a relative or even a neighbor to take the seat? The man shook his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  10. What sports league do LA baseball players sign up for during the off season?…  Dodge ball.
  11. What does Boston call their team with they’re missing 3 players?… The Red Six.
  12. Why didn’t the Dodgers  want to hold the World Series in Las Vegas… Because Mookie Betts.
  13. A man at a World Series baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… Then it hit him.
  14. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  15. What will they be wearing in Africa next month?… Houston Astros World Series Champion t-shirts.
  16. In the World Series ave you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
  17. I’m glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series… 108 years of hibernation just doesn’t seem healthy.
  18. The moment the Washington Nationals won the World Series… Was absolutely briceless.
  19. Did you hear the joke about the World Series baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  20. During a World Series game which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
  21. A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar… The bartender stops them and says, “No, no, no, what is this, some kind of joke?” (Beer Jokes)
  22. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. (Star Wars Jokes)
  23. What’s the difference between a World Series baseball cupcake and a World Series baseball muffin… The batter. (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  24. A lion offspring asked his dad “What is a world series?”… “I don’t expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub”
  25. Did you hear the joke about the World Series pop fly?”…  Forget it. It’s way over your head. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  26. Teacher: Johnny, during the World Series what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the World Series?
  28. For the first time in their franchise history the Washington National’s are World Series champions Scherzer threw his glove out of the way and everybody started crowding the mound, jumping up and down with pure joy. Man the expressions on their faces were completely… Bryceless!
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good World Series knock-knock joke?
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good World Series knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  31. When Dr. Anthony Fauci plays baseball, what position is he?… Catcher, he can always wear a mask! (Doctor Jokes)
  32. 2016: Where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States.
  33. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Cupcake Jokes)
  34. Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series
  35. What do Cubs fans do after they win the world series?… They turn off their Xbox.
  36. That World Series game was so long… When it started Kevin Spacey was still a respected actor.
  37. I’m still in a state of total shock… I mean the Cubs won the World Series
  38. After tonight’s World Series game… It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.
  39. What does a mama bear on birth control have in common with the world series?… No cubs!
  40. Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908 In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871.
  41. I’m still in a state of total shock… I mean the Cubs won the World Series.
  42. Why was the detective concerned when the baseball team of all geese won the World Series?… He suspected fowl play.
  43. I’m glad the Astros won the World Series… The people of Houston have waded so long for this.

  1. They’re playing with the largest deck of cards ever at this year’s World Series of Poker. It’s a pretty big deal.