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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Black Friday jokes.
  2. How do you prevent an elephant from charging?… Take away it’s credit card. (Elephant Jokes)
  3. Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
  4. Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon.
  5. What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off?… A sale boat. (Canoe Jokes)
  6. Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall. (Presidents Day Jokes)
  7. I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  8. What would Gandalf have said if The Lord of the Rings been in a supermarket instead of Middle-Earth?… One ring to rule the mall. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  9. What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  10. All this spending on Black Friday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!
  11. What does a penguin do when it loses its tail?… It goes to a re-tail store.
  12. A small business owner was upset when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!” He was horrified when another competitor opened up on the other side of him and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES!” The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read “MAIN ENTRANCE.”
  13. I’ve got the deal already worked out – this Black Friday, I’m getting a new Lexus for my wife. I think she’s going to be really surprised – but from my perspective, it’s an awesome trade. (Car Jokes)
  14. What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream?… You get Breyer’s remorse! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  15. What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?… Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck! (Hunting Jokes)
  16. What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal. (Cake Jokes)
  17. Black Friday = Broke Saturday.
  18. Black Friday: The day people spend money they don’t have on things they don’t need.
  19. I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday… It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
  20. On Black Friday, where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall. (Memorial Day Jokes)
  21. A dog goes into a camping store and buys a tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.” (Dog jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  22. Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.