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More St. Patrick’s Day Jokes…
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- An American citizen is vacationing on his own in Ireland. He decides to play a round and is paired with three locals. He takes a few practice swings, steps up to the first tee, and proceeds to hook the ball out of bounds. He shakes his head, reaches in his pocket, and re-tees another ball. He tells his playing partners that he is taking a mulligan. He pounds one down the center of the fairway. With a big smile, he asks the others, “In the States, we call that a mulligan. What do you call it here in Ireland?” After a moment of silence, one of the locals replies, “Hitting three.” (Golf Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? …. St. O’Claus! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double?… The Sham-Rock! (Geology Jokes)
- An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!” She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way” (Marriage Jokes / Christmas Jokes / Divorce Jokes)
- Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly! (Dad Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)
- What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
- On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?… On his brag-pipes. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- What’s the perfect St. Patty’s Day breakfast?… Green eggs and ham. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?… Sham-rock ‘n’ roll. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? …. A sham rock. (Geology Jokes)
- Why is a River Liffey rich? …. Because it has two banks.
- What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (Pasta Jokes)
- How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
- Knock. Knock… Who’s there?… Warren… Warren who?… Warren any green today? It’s St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call an Irish spider?… Paddy long legs. (Spider Jokes)
- What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? …. A Jolly Green Giant. (Leprechaun Jokes)
- What does a leprechaun say when you tell him Bono is his favorite singer?… You too? (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?… Because you don’t want to press your luck.
- Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?… Rainbow Foods! (Leprechaun Jokes)