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Google Search “World Elephant Day Jokes”…

  1. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. (World Geography Jokes)
  2. What do you call a baby elephant that hates taking baths?… A smellyphant! (Baby Jokes)
  3. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  4. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes)
  5. How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
  7. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.
  8. Why did the zookeeper refuse to work the elephant enclosure?… The work kept piling up. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. How do you raise a baby elephant?… With a forklift! (Baby Jokes)
  10. Why are elephants bad dancers?… Because they have two left feet!
  11. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
  12. What did the elephant say to his teacher on the 1st Day of School?… That was a ton of homework! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  13. What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded?… It ele-faints. 
  14. What do you call an elephant that can fly?… A propellephant!
  15. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?… Swimming trunks.
  16. How do elephants talk to each other?… On the ele-phone!
  17. What does an elephant mom say to her children every morning?… “I love each and ivory one of you!”
  18. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?… TUSKan Raiders. (Star Wars Jokes)
  19. What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H. (Car Jokes)
  20. If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
  21. What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion.(Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  22. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader. (Darth Vader Jokes)