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  1. What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?… Obi-wan then Obi lost. (Darth Vader Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  2. What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an .. (Darth Vader Jokes)
  3. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “Sith happens!” (Sith Jokes)
  4. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  5. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  6. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  7. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  8. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  9. May the fourth be with you……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th be With You Jokes)
  10. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
  11. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  12. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader
  13. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  14. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.
  15. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
  16. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
  17. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
  18. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  19. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
  20. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
  21. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  22. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  23. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  24. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
  25. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
  26. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  27. Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)