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- 180 School Jokes
- Jokes for Special Days of the Year
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
- 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
- What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s January! (Teacher Jokes / January Jokes for Teachers / Grammar Jokes)
- A historian, a journalist, and a political scientist walk into a bar on January 23, 1993… [Citation Needed] (Social Studies Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Ocean Jokes)
- There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Grammar Jokes)
- What comes at the end of January?… “Y.” (January Jokes)
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in January?… The letter D. (Grammar Jokes)
- Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes:What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (New Year’s Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Spaghetti Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Grinch Jokes & Police Jokes)
- What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- Son to mother after 1st day of school. “Nothing exciting happened except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat, so I told her.” (Back to School Jokes & Cat Jokes )
- What state asks the most questions?… “Why” oming! (Wyoming Jokes)
- What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. ((Smile Jokes & Track Jokes)
- Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object? Student: You are pretty. Teacher: What’s the direct object? Student: A good report card. (Middle School Jokes)
- Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? / Spelling Lists / Ocean Jokes / Pirate Jokes)
- How do ye turn a pirate furious?… Take away the “p.” (Pirate Jokes)
- Why do dogs like conjunctions?… They just love buts. (Dog Jokes)
- What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes)
- What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grinch Jokes)
- What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?… Take the words right out of his mouth! (Dog Jokes)
- Graduation: where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes. (Graduation Jokes)
- What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grinch Jokes)
- There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September It’s the dictionary! (Grammar Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
- What do you call a pilgrim’s vocabulary?… Pilgrammar. (Pilgrim Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus. (Dinosaur Jokes)
- “You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents.” (Camping Jokes & Track Jokes)
- Why did the hockey player keep getting talked to by his English teacher?… He kept putting 3 periods at the end of each sentence. (Hockey Jokes)
- What do people who love to brag on themselves at summer camp carry their papers in?… A GLOATbook! (Summer Camp Jokes)
- What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- Why are ants bad at spelling?… They only know Conson-ants. (Ant Jokes)
- Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
- What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?… An independant. (Ant Jokes)
- What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?… Smartie Pants!
- A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa? (Graduation Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What’s another name for Santa’s elves?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes)
- I don’t find medical puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency. (Nurse Jokes)
- What is Black and white and read (red) all over?… A newspaper.
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Easter Jokes)
- What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question. (Turkey Jokes)
- How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Easter Jokes)
- What does the writer suffer from each spring?… A case of allegories. (Spring Jokes)