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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  2. I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in tents! (Camping Jokes)
  4. I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it… but he can dish it out. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  5. The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp. (Shark Jokes)
  6. On one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at Seaworld. On the other h. . . AARGH!!!
  7. My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea, but I missed the boat.
  8. They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  9. How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. I just started a job at an ice cream shop… Unlimited ice cream. I’m livin’ the cream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  11. I wanted to join the Navy… But that ship has sailed… I’ll sea myself out. (Navy Jokes)
  12. A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the navy… You’d be a subcontractor. (Navy Jokes)
  13. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  14. Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling.
  15. Sunglasses manufacturers and Hitmen have something in common… They are both into shady business.
  16. I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. (Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  17. Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words.
  18. Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners.
  19. What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?… “Looks like it’s my night off.”
  20. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  21. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  22. More companies should launch products on April Fools’ Day… so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a prank.