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- Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
- Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
- Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day?
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
- How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
- Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful.
- I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
- What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” (Army Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
- Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the 1st day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work.
- How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Super Bowl Jokes & Circus Jokes)
- Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling. (Minion Jokes)
- I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills! (Christmas Jokes)
- I tried being a barber?… I just didn’t make the cut. (Barber Jokes)