My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

  1. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  2. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  4. Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day?
  5. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  6. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  7. Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  8. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  9. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
  10. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  11. Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful.
  12. I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
  13. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
  14. What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” (Army Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  15. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the 1st day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  16. I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work.
  17. How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Super Bowl Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  18. Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling. (Minion Jokes)
  19. I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  20. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  21. How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills! (Christmas Jokes)
  22. I tried being a barber?… I just didn’t make the cut. (Barber Jokes)