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  1. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  2. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Easter Jokes)
  3. Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?… They love practical yolks.
  4. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?… Because they’ve both been beaten.
  5. This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.
  6. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  7. Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  8. Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs & California Jokes)
  9. I shouted to my Dad on Father’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” He said, “Ooh that sounds great!” I said, “Nice, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.” (Bacon Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes))
  10. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs. (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Father’s Day Jokes)
  11. I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  12. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  13. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  14. How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!
  15. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
  16. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  17. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  19. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
  20. I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict… So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
  21. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Grinch Jokes & Book Jokes)
  22. Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.