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- Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Labor Day Jokes)
- The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Labor Day Jokes)
- We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
- We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
- Customer: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? Waiter: No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
- Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny. (Corn Jokes & Dad Jokes)
- What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
- Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Fish Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
- Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
- What did the taco say to the turtle?… I like your shell.
- Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
- Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Salad Jokes)
- What did turtle say to the taco?… My shell or yours?
- If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type. (Valentine’s Day)
- I got gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell. (Car Jokes)
- The difference between tacos and your opinion is… that I asked for tacos.
- How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair. (Labor Day Jokes)
- When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
- Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Labor Day Jokes)