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May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Day
August 4th: National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chocolate chip cookie jokes.
- My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy! (Pirate Jokes)
- Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Chocolate Chip Cookie d’oh.
- I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
- How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
- Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day?
- When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chewbacca Jokes)
- Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of dough.
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?… Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
- What do you say when two Chocolate Chip Cookies are getting ready for their fight?… “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
- What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Car Jokes)
- What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Computer Jokes)
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)
- Have you tried the new Wookiee chocolate chip cookie?… It’s a bit chewy.
- What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies!
- Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder.
- Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression. (Cookie Jokes)