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May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Day

August 4th: National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chocolate chip cookie jokes.
  2. My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  3. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy! (Pirate Jokes)
  4. Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
  5. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Chocolate Chip Cookie d’oh.
  6. I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
  7. How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  8. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day? 
  10. When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  11. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  12. Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of dough.
  13. Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?… Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
  14. What do you say when two Chocolate Chip Cookies are getting ready for their fight?… “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
  15. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Car Jokes)
  16. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Computer Jokes)
  17. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  18. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)
  19. Have you tried the new Wookiee chocolate chip cookie?… It’s a bit chewy.
  20. What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies!
  21. Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder.
  22. Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression. (Cookie Jokes)