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  1. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes)
  2. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  3. Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  4. What do you call the NCAA tourney when your team reaches the Final Four and loses?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
  5. Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated Final Four losing coach: I support that 100%! (Hunting Jokes)
  6. Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the Final Four score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  7. What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA Final Four?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  8. Why is the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… Not too many fans.
  9. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Crayon Jokes)
  10. Why were the Final Four fans acting so crazy?… They had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  11. Losing Final Four Team: They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  12. Why do Final Four basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
  13. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes)
  14. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
  15. What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a Final Four basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  16. What’s a Final Four cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  17. Where do Final four college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  18. If a Final Four basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
  19. Why did the basketball player bring pencils s to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Pencil Jokes)
  20. Why did the Final Four basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  21. Why is the Final Four basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  22. Why did the basketball player bring colored pencils to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Pencil Jokes)