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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Veterans Day jokes.
  2. I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn’t get a straight answer… He just kept telling me it’s private.
  3. Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker. (Golf jokes)
  4. A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. “Put up your hand if you are the laziest.” When 24 men raised their hands, the Sergeant asked the other man: “Why didn’t you raise your hand?” The man replied: “Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge.”
  5. During training exercises, the Lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your car stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. “Yours is.”
  6. A Drill Sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said: “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.” The cadet replied: “Not me, Sarge…no sir! “I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I’d never stand in another line.”
  7. At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been cancelled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused: “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?” (Track Jokes)
  8. What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  9. How is a bag of popcorn like an army?… It has lots of kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  10. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  11. Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?… He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup! (Coffee Jokes)
  12. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the marines?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Karate Jokes & Marine Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  14. A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he?… A seasoned veteran.
  15. How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?… B 52. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Music Jokes)
  16. Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  17. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  18. How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential Inauguration?…. In general terms. (Memorial Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  19. The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.” “Thank you very much, sir.”
  20. I asked my veteran grandfather what’s the most disrespectful question that you can ask a vet?… “Why didn’t you become a real doctor?” (Grandparent Day Jokes)
  21. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  22. How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential Inauguration?…. In general terms. (Super Bowl Jokes)