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- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie…Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
- What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh. (Bike Jokes)
- Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! (Police Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation! (Honey Jokes)
- What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship! (Sailing Jokes)
- If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! (Super Hero Jokes)
- What kinds of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?… Bear hugs! (Bear Jokes)
- Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?” Pooh: “I’m stuffed!” (Summer Jokes)
- Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids)
- What does Winnie the Pooh say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!! (Doctor Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
- Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Robin Hood Jokes)
- Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh say when he’s sad?… Pooh-hoo.
- What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Candy Jokes)
- What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. (Bird Jokes)
- What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra.
- What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Winnie the Pooh.
- Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?… It has hare-conditioning. (Summer Jokes)