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More Winnie the Pooh Jokes…

  1. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie…Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
  3. What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh. (Bike Jokes)
  4. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! (Police Jokes)
  5. What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation! (Honey Jokes)
  6. What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship! (Sailing Jokes)
  7. If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! (Super Hero Jokes)
  8. What kinds of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?… Bear hugs! (Bear Jokes)
  9. Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?” Pooh: “I’m stuffed!” (Summer Jokes)
  10. Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids)
  11. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!! (Doctor Jokes)
  12. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Robin Hood Jokes)
  14. Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  15. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
  16. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he’s sad?… Pooh-hoo.
  17. What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Candy Jokes)
  18. What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. (Bird Jokes)
  19. What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra.
  20. What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws
  21. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Winnie the Pooh.
  22. Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?… It has hare-conditioning. (Summer Jokes)