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Masters Golf Jokes

  1. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one. (Golf Jokes)
  2. What do you call a monkey who wins the Masters?… The chimpion! (Golf Jokes)
  3. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  4. What is a golfer at the Masters favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
  5. Why does the golfer at the Masters carry two shirts?… In case he gets a hole in one.
  6. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  7. Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
  8. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Star Wars Jokes & May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  9. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  10. “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
  11. What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.
  12. Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went. (Psychology Jokes)
  13. Why do Boston College Basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Final Four Jokes)
  14. Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  15. Why would computers do good golfing at the Masters?… Because they have hard drives.
  16. Fan: What did you get on your last hole? Struggling Masters Golfer: Depressed.
  17. Golfer’s Wife in disbelief: Were you really under the whole day? Husband: “Yes…under a tree…under a bush…and under the water”
  18. Where do golfers go to dance?… The golf ball.
  19. Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
  20. What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?… When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.
  21. The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.
  22. Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. (Egg Jokes)