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- 2022 Jokes
- Top Twitter Accounts for Golf
- Jokes for Special Days of the Year
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
- 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- 180 School Jokes
- Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one. (Golf Jokes)
- What do you call a monkey who wins the Masters?… The chimpion! (Golf Jokes)
- Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- What is a golfer at the Masters favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
- Why does the golfer at the Masters carry two shirts?… In case he gets a hole in one.
- Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
- What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Star Wars Jokes & May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
- What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.
- Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went. (Psychology Jokes)
- Why do Boston College Basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Final Four Jokes)
- Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- Why would computers do good golfing at the Masters?… Because they have hard drives.
- Fan: What did you get on your last hole? Struggling Masters Golfer: Depressed.
- Golfer’s Wife in disbelief: Were you really under the whole day? Husband: “Yes…under a tree…under a bush…and under the water”
- Where do golfers go to dance?… The golf ball.
- Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
- What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?… When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.
- The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.
- Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. (Egg Jokes)