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- What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
- What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods.
- Two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted. (Police Jokes)
- Do you know why they call it a pretzel?… Because it’s knot bread. (Bread Jokes)
- Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway… One was a salted The other was knot. (Police Jokes)
- Why did the police suspect the Pretzel?… Because he was twisted.
- Where do pretzels go on vacation?… Pretzilvania.
- If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (November Jokes)
- Did you hear it’s ‘National Pretzel Day’ in America today?… Just making sure everyone knows it’s knot bread.
- What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?… Well, that was an unexpected twist!