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  1. What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
  2. What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods.
  3. Two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted. (Police Jokes)
  4. Do you know why they call it a pretzel?… Because it’s knot bread. (Bread Jokes)
  5. Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway… One was a salted The other was knot. (Police Jokes)
  6. Why did the police suspect the Pretzel?… Because he was twisted.
  7. Where do pretzels go on vacation?… Pretzilvania.
  8. If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (November Jokes)
  9. Did you hear it’s ‘National Pretzel Day’ in America today?… Just making sure everyone knows it’s knot bread.
  10. What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?… Well, that was an unexpected twist!