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Top Joke Pages:
- What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon.
- Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.
- Why does an elementary school teacher feel sorry for students who eat crayons…. They dye inside a little.
- I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid… They always tasted worse than the other crayons
- What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado.
- What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- What was Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- Compare and Contrasts: Crayons and M&Ms….They taste the same no matter what color they are.