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More crayon jokes…

  1. What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon.
  3. Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.
  4. Why does an elementary school teacher feel sorry for students who eat crayons…. They dye inside a little.
  5. I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid… They always tasted worse than the other crayons
  6. What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado.
  7. What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  8. Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  9. What was Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  10. Compare and Contrasts: Crayons and M&Ms….They taste the same no matter what color they are.