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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes.
- National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
- What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
- What did the donut say to the munchin?…. You complete me! (Movie Jokes)
- Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes)
- What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.” (Yoda Jokes)
- What are strange donuts made out of?… Weird-doughs.
- Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (World Geography Jokes)
- Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
- What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods. (Donut Jokes & Bagel Jokes)
- National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
- Career Advice: “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
- What do do-nuts wear to proms?… Tuxedoughs! (Wedding Jokes)
- What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?… A do-rut!
- “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
- Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
- What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one. (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
- A Donut Book Never Written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream. (Book Jokes)
- Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)