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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes.
  2. National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
  3. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  4. What did the donut say to the munchin?…. You complete me! (Movie Jokes)
  5. Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes)
  6. What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.” (Yoda Jokes)
  7. What are strange donuts made out of?… Weird-doughs.
  8. Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (World Geography Jokes)
  9. Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  10. What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods. (Donut Jokes & Bagel Jokes)
  11. National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
  12. Career Advice: “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
  13. What do do-nuts wear to proms?… Tuxedoughs! (Wedding Jokes)
  14. What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?… A do-rut!
  15. “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde
  16. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  17. Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  18. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes)
  19. What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
  20. What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one. (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  21. A Donut Book Never Written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream. (Book Jokes)
  22. Ides of March JokesCelebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)