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  1. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
  2. Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was. (Yoda Jokes)
  3. What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.” (Donut Jokes)
  4. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
  5. Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship. Obi-Wan: “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?” Yoda: “Off course, we are.” (Yoda Jokes)
  6. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Yoda, may the force be with you. (Flower Jokes)
  7. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not.
  8. What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
  9. Jedi Jokes: I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons.
  10. What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin.
  11. Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. (Navy Jokes)
  12. How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan.
  13. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  14. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes & Yoda Jokes)