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Pasta Jokes

  1. Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Meatball Jokes)
  2. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  3. What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta!
  4. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  5. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Ghost Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  6. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!!
  7. What do the ghosts have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
  8. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  9. What did the pasta chef ride to the hockey game?… A zam-roni. (Hockey Jokes)
  10. I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Grammar Jokes)