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More Pie Jokes…

  1. The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.” (Pie Jokes & Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  2. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” (Star Wars Jokes)
  3. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes & Chocolate Jokes)
  4. What did they call the first person to bake a pie?… A pie-oneer.
  5. I had a shepherd’s pie for lunch today… He wasn’t happy. (Farming Jokes)
  6. How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry… (Apple Pie Jokes)
  7. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14. (Pi Day Jokes)
  8. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Dentist Jokes)
  9. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference…. He ate too much pi. (Knight Jokes & Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  10. What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi!  (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Maine Jokes)
  11. Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie! (Wizard of Oz Jokes)