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More Pie Jokes…

  1. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)
  2. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi. (Knight Jokes)
  3. What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi!  (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  4. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth!
  5. Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling!
  6. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14. (Pi Day Jokes Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes)
  8. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes)
  9. Who led all the apples to the bakery?…The Pie Piper. (Fall Jokes)
  10. Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie! (Wizard of Oz Jokes)