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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Solstice jokes.
  2. Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
  3. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  4. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  5. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  6. Which rapper goes great with summer?… Iced t. (Music Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
  7. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes)
  8. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes)
  9. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  10. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
  11. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day! (Sun Jokes)
  12. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses. (Sun Jokes)
  13. It’s a dark day in America today. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
  14. I’m going to a solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
  15. A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders 3 shots. The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long day.”
  16. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  17. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  18. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids & Witch Jokes)
  19. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Travel Blogs)
  20. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
  21. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  22. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!