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Top Joke Pages: 180 School JokesFamily Joke of the DayMay Jokes for Kids

Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day

Many of these jokes can be used for Flag Day, the 4th of July, and Veteran’s Day.

  1. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
  2. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church Long when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?”
  3. My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? (Grandparent Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  5. What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (March Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  6. What are the two main rules in the Army?… 1. The commanding officer is always right. 2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1.
  7. Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?… He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup! (Coffee Jokes)
  8. Soldiers in Heaven Little Jake asked his mother during the Memorial Day Parade: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?” “Of course they do!” protested his mother. “What makes you ask?” “There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.” he replied The mother responded “Oh, that’s because most vets who go to Heaven get there by a close shave.” (Barber Jokes)
  9. If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on Memorial Way Weekend. (Car Jokes)
  10. Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)? (Biology Jokes)
  11. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  12. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (180 School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  13. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
  14. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
  15. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes Flag Day Jokes)