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More Winter Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best winter jokes.
  2. I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Swimming Jokes)
  3. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.” (Alaska Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  5. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  6. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  7. What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
  8. How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread. (Bread Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  9. Punxsutawney Phil came out and said… “Brace yourself: Six more weeks of Winter is coming!” (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  10. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (180 School Jokes)
  11. What’s a good winter tip?… Don’t eat yellow snow. (Snow Jokes)
  12. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  13. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  14. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes)
  15. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Snowman Jokes)
  16. What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?… A Snowball. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  17. What do snowmen like to do in the winter?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  18. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Snow Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  20. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
  21. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps! (Snowman Jokes)
  22. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs! (Snowman Jokes)