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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes.
  2. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes Lawyer Jokes)
  3. If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes Dolphin Jokes)
  4. Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean. (Movie Jokes)
  5. Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
  6. Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
  7. Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell great white lies. 
  8. How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another.
  9. Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Summer Camp for Kids)
  10. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Prom Jokes)
  11. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  12. Why did the shark get sent to jail?… He was involved with some fishy business. 
  13. What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!” (180 School Jokes)
  14. What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!” 
  15. What is a shark’s favorite song?… Fins by Jimmy Buffett. (Music Jokes)
  16. Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Cemetery Jokes)
  17. There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
  18. How do you make a shark laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale. (Whale Jokes)
  19. What should you do if you see a shark?… Swim away.
  20. What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Fast Food Jokes)
  21. Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?… Finland. 
  22. Shark Pun: Go ahead and mako my day.