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- What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
- Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
- How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
- Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo! (Halloween Jokes)
- What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me!
- Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne! (Christmas Jokes)
- What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o! (Halloween Jokes)
- What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Winter Jokes)
- What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie!
- What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY. (Pasta Jokes)
- What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square!
- Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Ghost Jokes)
- What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork. (Snake Jokes)
- What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta!
- What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie.
- My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Car Jokes)
- What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?… Fettuccini afraido! (Halloween Jokes)
- What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?…Chortle-ini!
- What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it!
- How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?…Pasta la vista!
- What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl!
- Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!
- My Mom thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!