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  1. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  2. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  3. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  5. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo! (Halloween Jokes)
  6. What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me!
  7. Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne! (Christmas Jokes)
  8. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o! (Halloween Jokes)
  9. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Winter Jokes)
  10. What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie!
  11. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY. (Pasta Jokes)
  12. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  13. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square!
  14. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Ghost Jokes)
  15. What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  16. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork. (Snake Jokes)
  17. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta!
  18. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie.
  19. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Car Jokes)
  20. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?… Fettuccini afraido! (Halloween Jokes)
  21. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?…Chortle-ini!
  22. What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it!
  23. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?…Pasta la vista!
  24. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl!
  25. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!
  26. My Mom thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!