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More Croissant Jokes…
- Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
- It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage… It was bread in captivity.
- When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my french” after a swear word… I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
- What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… You’re just not my cup of tea.
- A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons I guess you can say they are roll playing …
- What do you call an angry pastry?… A croissant!
- Never make doctors appointments with a croissant… They’ll always flake out on you
- My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon!