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More Croissant Jokes…

  1. Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
  2. It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (World Geography Jokes)
  3. Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  4. I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage… It was bread in captivity.
  5. When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my french” after a swear word… I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
  6. What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… You’re just not my cup of tea.
  7. A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons I guess you can say they are roll playing …
  8. What do you call an angry pastry?… A croissant!
  9. Never make doctors appointments with a croissant… They’ll always flake out on you
  10. My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon!