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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best homecoming jokes.
- How does a coniferous tree get ready for the homecoming dance?… They spruce themselves up. (Homecoming Jokes)
- What month should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
- Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?… Uncle Ben.
- Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom? It was past her sell by date. (Strawberry Jokes)
- What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the homecoming dance if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the homecoming night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What does this joke and an overcrowded homecoming dance have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
- A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the homecoming dance?… Cause he had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)