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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best walking jokes.
  2. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Full Moon Jokes)
  3. I was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!” (Travel Guest Blogs & Colorado Jokes)
  4. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?… It was too far to walk.
  5. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  6. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  7. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids)
  8. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  9. Walking to the top of the mountain is an absolute blast!… Everything is just downhill from there.
  10. What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted! (Car Jokes)
  11. Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Car Jokes)
  12. What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Full Moon Jokes)
  13. What do you call the father you walk all over?… Stepdad. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  14. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  15. Who says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Christmas Jokes)
  16. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing. (Psychology Jokes)
  17. I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes Walking Jokes)
  18. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (Walking Jokes)
  19. Two peanuts were walking down the road… Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted. (Peanut Jokes)
  20. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandma walk faster?… A hurricane. (Hurricane Jokes Grandparent Jokes)
  21. What does Winnie the Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about walking?
  23. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandpa walk faster?… A hurricane. (Hurricane Jokes Grandparent Jokes)