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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best walking jokes.
- Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Full Moon Jokes)
- I was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!” (Travel Guest Blogs & Colorado Jokes)
- Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?… It was too far to walk.
- Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids)
- My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
- Walking to the top of the mountain is an absolute blast!… Everything is just downhill from there.
- What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted! (Car Jokes)
- Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Car Jokes)
- What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Full Moon Jokes)
- What do you call the father you walk all over?… Stepdad. (Father’s Day Jokes)
- What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Who says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Christmas Jokes)
- I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing. (Psychology Jokes)
- I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes & Walking Jokes)
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (Walking Jokes)
- Two peanuts were walking down the road… Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted. (Peanut Jokes)
- What do you call a walking stick that makes grandma walk faster?… A hurricane. (Hurricane Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about walking?
- What do you call a walking stick that makes grandpa walk faster?… A hurricane. (Hurricane Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)