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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST hot dog jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. I won my 2nd straight Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest… I’m on a roll. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  3. #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs(Pink Full Moon Jokes)
  4. Hot Dog Pun: “Franks a lot!” for checking out our hot dog jokes!
  5. Dad jokes are like hot dogs…. Frankly, I can’t get enough. (Dad Jokes)
  6. What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it. (Relish Jokes)
  7. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  8. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
  9. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.(180 School Jokes)
  10. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  11. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Hard to swallow.
  13. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Movie Jokes)
  14. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  15. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?” (Hunting Jokes)
  16. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog… I’m on a roll. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  17. What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago! (Camping Jokes)
  18. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with sauerkraut!
  19. I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long.” Me: “In that case, can I get two?”
  20. Why are hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted.
  21. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?… I am relishing the moment! (Relish Jokes)
  22. I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight. (Ketchup Jokes)