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Top Joke Pages:
- Summer Jokes for Kids
- Hamburger Jokes
- Top Hot Dog Twitter Accounts
- Top 50 Hot Dog Jokes
- Top 10 Hot Dog Jokes (Hot Dog Jokes)
- (Ketchup Jokes)
- (Relish Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST hot dog jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- I won my 2nd straight Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest… I’m on a roll. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs. (Pink Full Moon Jokes)
- Hot Dog Pun: “Franks a lot!” for checking out our hot dog jokes!
- Dad jokes are like hot dogs…. Frankly, I can’t get enough. (Dad Jokes)
- What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it. (Relish Jokes)
- Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.(180 School Jokes)
- What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Hard to swallow.
- Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Movie Jokes)
- Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?” (Hunting Jokes)
- I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog… I’m on a roll. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago! (Camping Jokes)
- Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with sauerkraut!
- I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long.” Me: “In that case, can I get two?”
- Why are hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted.
- How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?… I am relishing the moment! (Relish Jokes)
- I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight. (Ketchup Jokes)