Top 50 Hot Dog Jokes

by | Jul 4, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST hot dog jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs. (Pink Full Moon Jokes)
  3. Hot Dog Pun: “Franks a lot!” for checking out our hot dog jokes!
  4. Dad jokes are like hot dogs…. Frankly, I can’t get enough. (Dad Jokes)
  5. What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
  6. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  7. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.(180 School Jokes)
  9. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  10. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Hard to swallow.
  12. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Movie Jokes)
  13. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  14. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?” (Hunting Jokes)
  15. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog… I’m on a roll. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  16. What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago! (Camping Jokes)
  17. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with sauerkraut!
  18. I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long.” Me: “In that case, can I get two?”
  19. Why are hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted.
  20. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?… I am relishing the moment!
  22. I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight.
  23. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  24. What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Star Wars Jokes)
  25. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog. (Doctor Jokes)
  26. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him. (Dog Jokes)
  27. Hot Dog Pun: “Let me be frank, I love summertime.” (Summer)
  28. Hot Dog Pun: “Stop showing off. We get it, you’re hot.”
  29. What does a hotdog call his wife?… Honey bun. (Wedding Jokes & Marriage)
  30. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough. (Movie Jokes)
  31. What’s the opposite of a hot dog?… A pupsicle. (Popsicle Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  32. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Baseball Jokes for Kids & October Jokes)
  33. I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst. (World Geography Jokes)
  34. What do you call a hot dog wizard?… A sau-sage. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  35. What do you call a cold dog?… A Chili Dog. (Dog Jokes)
  36. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  37. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog. (Dog Jokes)
  38. A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart…Yam: Can I be candied with you? Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank. (Farming Jokes)
  39. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party… But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.
  40. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! (Mom Jokes)
  41. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?… Don’t be a brat!
  42. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog. (Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Candy Jokes)
  43. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it. (Ghost Jokes)
  44. They brought the hot dog in for questioning… He gave the… wurst… answers! (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  45. When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  46. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Track & Field Jokes)
  47. How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?… He mustard up the courage.
  48. I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs. I choose to relish the moment.
  49. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Car Jokes & NASCAR Jokes)
  50. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog. (Dog Jokes)