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More Spaghetti Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spaghetti jokes.
  2. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  3. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  4. What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  5. I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta. (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  6. Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Field Trip Jokes)
  7. Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
  8. A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  9. Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  10. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  11. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
  12. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  13. There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  14. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Winter Jokes)
  15. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)
  16. When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop… He was known as the pasta barista baby. (Coffee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  17. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  18. My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… until she pasta-way. (Grandparent Jokes)
  19. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  20. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff! (Pasta Jokes)
  21. I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Grammar Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  22. If I waited too long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating? (Pasta Jokes)