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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spaghetti jokes.
- What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
- What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
- What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
- I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta. (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
- Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Field Trip Jokes)
- Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
- A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
- Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
- How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
- There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
- What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Winter Jokes)
- What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)
- When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop… He was known as the pasta barista baby. (Coffee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. (Pasta Jokes)
- My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… until she pasta-way. (Grandparent Jokes)
- What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff! (Pasta Jokes)
- I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Grammar Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
- If I waited too long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating? (Pasta Jokes)