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  1. A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
  2. What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect! (Labor Day Jokes)
  3. What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?… “Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!”
  4. Why did the pirate move to Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg!
  5. Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there. (Luge Jokes)
  6. What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (College Basketball Jokes)
  7. Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling pirate. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  8. What does a pirate jack o’ lantern wear?… A pumpkin patch! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  9. What is a buccaneer?… Pretty high price to pay for corn. (Corn Jokes)
  10. I saw a pirate selling corn… Buccaneer. (Corn Jokes)
  11. What is a buccaneer?… A fair price for corn. (Corn Jokes)
  12. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2
  13. If Blackbeard played in the NFL who would he play for?… The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. (NFL Jokes)
  14. Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye.
  15. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week Ocean Jokes)
  16. What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
  17. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  18. Why can’t pirates wear sunglasses?… Because they have no buccaneers!
  19. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  20. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
  21. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Tree Jokes)
  22. What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.