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- A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?… “Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!”
- Why did the pirate move to Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg!
- Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there. (Luge Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (College Basketball Jokes)
- Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling pirate. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What does a pirate jack o’ lantern wear?… A pumpkin patch! (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What is a buccaneer?… Pretty high price to pay for corn. (Corn Jokes)
- I saw a pirate selling corn… Buccaneer. (Corn Jokes)
- What is a buccaneer?… A fair price for corn. (Corn Jokes)
- What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2
- If Blackbeard played in the NFL who would he play for?… The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. (NFL Jokes)
- Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye.
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- Why can’t pirates wear sunglasses?… Because they have no buccaneers!
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
- What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Tree Jokes)
- What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.