National Ice Cream Day Jokes

by | Jul 17, 2021 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  2. Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  3. Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
  4. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  5. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
  6. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… “I’m sweet on you!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it.
  8. How does the Cat in the Hat eat ice cream?… With his mouth just like everyone else.
  9. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice”
  11. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  12. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  13. Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Banana Jokes)
  14. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Grinch Jokes)
  15. What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  16. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  17. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  18. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
  19. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  20. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Fast Food Jokes)
  21. Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?…  He thought it was sundae school. (Kindergarten Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  22. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pie Jokes &Pi Day Jokes)
  23. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Cat Jokes for Kids & Birthday Jokes for Kids)
  24. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  25. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
  26. How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream! (Cow Jokes)
  27. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  28. Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun. Along came a cat, and it ate them. Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!” (Worm Jokes)