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Top Joke Pages: (Ocean Jokes)

More Ocean Jokes…

  1. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  2. What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. (Bird Jokes & Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  3. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week Pirate Jokes)
  4. What did the confused lobster ask when he didn’t understand?… Can you please be a little more pacific? (Lobster Jokes)
  5. What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus. (180 School Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  6. How does the ocean floor stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course.
  7. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / June Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
  8. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  9. Can you call the ocean something else?… Shore.
  10. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  11. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  12. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun. (Book Jokes)
  13. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
  14. What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide.
  15. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Lobster Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  16. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  17. What did the husband lobster say to his wife when they were arguing?… “I don’t think I sea it quite that way.” (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
  18. Do you know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?… Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide.
  19. Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?… He was studying sign waves. (Car Jokes & Physics Jokes)
  20. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka. (Coffee Jokes)
  21. Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Dolphin Jokes)
  22. The worst thing about sea sickness?… It comes in waves! (Doctor Jokes)