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Top Joke Pages: (Ocean Jokes)
- What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
- What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. (Bird Jokes & Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Pirate Jokes)
- What did the confused lobster ask when he didn’t understand?… Can you please be a little more pacific? (Lobster Jokes)
- What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus. (180 School Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- How does the ocean floor stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course.
- Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / June Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
- Can you call the ocean something else?… Shore.
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun. (Book Jokes)
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
- What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide.
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Lobster Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What did the husband lobster say to his wife when they were arguing?… “I don’t think I sea it quite that way.” (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
- Do you know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?… Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide.
- Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?… He was studying sign waves. (Car Jokes & Physics Jokes)
- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka. (Coffee Jokes)
- Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Dolphin Jokes)
- The worst thing about sea sickness?… It comes in waves! (Doctor Jokes)