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June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes

  1. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
  2. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Ocean Jokes)
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  5. June 5th World Environment Day: My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm. (Environment Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  6. June 5th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)Why did the egg go to school?… To get “egg-u-cated!” (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  7. World Oceans Day: What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus. (180 School Jokes)
  8. June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  9. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
  10. If you bring lobster to class, you better share… Or else it would be shellfish!
  11. Why did the lobster take such a long time to learn just the basics of the English alphabet?… Probably because he spent a lot of years at C.
  12. What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the last day of school?… But I’m paying as little attention as I can! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  13. Why is the home economics teacher so mean?… She beats the eggs! (Egg Jokes)
  14. June 14th: Flag Day: Top 10 Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  15. June 15th: National Lobster Day Top 10 Lobster Jokes: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
  16. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / June Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
  17. Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  18. Why did the lobster take such a long time to learn just the basics of the English alphabet?… Probably because he spent a lot of years at C.
  19. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination! (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why was the teacher cross-eyed on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils.
  21. What is white when its dirty and black when it is clean?… A blackboard.
  22. Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers.
  23. Why did the little lobster start wearing fancy clothes to the posh pier school?… She did it out of pier pressure. 
  24. What school supply is still tired all summer long?… A knapsack.
  25. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Jokes for Teachers)
  26. What do math teachers worry about during the summer?… Mathema-tick bites.
  27. What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations!