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- October 1st: International Coffee Day: Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes) #InternationalCoffeeDay
- Top 10 Fall Jokes: What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Farming Jokes)
- October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes: Top 10 Taco Jokes: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
- October 5th: World Teachers Day Jokes: Top 10 Teacher Jokes: Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
- October 6th: World Smile Day Jokes: Top 10 Smile Jokes: What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)
- October 8th: World Octopus Day: Top 10 Octopus Jokes: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
- Hunter’s Moon Jokes: Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full Hunter’s Moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
- October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
- October 10th World Mental Health Day Top 10 Psychology Jokes: Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Donut Jokes for Kids)
- October 10th Top 10 Columbus Day Jokes: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
- What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- October 12th: National Farmer’s Day Top 10 National Farmer’s Day Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Fall Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- October 14th International Egg Day: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!
- October 14th Top 10 Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- October 15th: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
- October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
- October 17th: National Pasta Day What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Spaghetti Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
- October 18th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
- October 18th: Chocolate Cupcake Day: Top 10 Cupcake Jokes: What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Hockey Jokes)
- Top 10 Homecoming Jokes: What month should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
- 10 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Hunter’s Moon Jokes)
- Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids) Full Moon Names & Meanings
- October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes! What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- Top 10 World Series Jokes: A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar… The bartender stops them and says, “No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?”
- How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
- October 26th: National Pumpkin Day National Pumpkin Day Jokes: Orange you pumped for Halloween? (Crayon Jokes)
- October 29th National Cat Day Jokes Top 10 Cat Jokes: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes
- October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes)
- October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business”
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.(Top Summer Jokes)
- What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
- Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Ock from Spiderman! (Spiderman Jokes)
- Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
- What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
- What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
- Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes)
- How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Tree Jokes)
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
- Top 10 Election Jokes: Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
- Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Top Biology Jokes)
- Columbus’ Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You could have written. (Top Father’s Day Jokes& Top Father’s Day Quotes)
- Let’s celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now!
- The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anybody know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anybody know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her hand. “It’s the day the Indians discovered Columbus!” (180 School Jokes)
- How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper?… They’re both driven by sales!
- The teacher was telling the story of Christopher Columbus and how many thought that the world was flat. Then she had mentioned that the world was really round and… got interrupted… “Miss Smith, the world is square, not round,” said Johnny. “No, it’s round Johnny. Who told you it was square?” replied the teacher. “My older brother. He claims he’s been to all 4 corners of the earth.” (Top Geography Jokes)
- What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss. (Top Archery Jokes)
- Why did the hungry Columbus eat the last candle?… He wanted a light snack.
- Who was the first cat to discover America?… Christopher Columpuss!
- What would you get if you crossed Columbus Day with Halloween?… Ghoulumbus Day! (Top Halloween Jokes)