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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Christmas.
  2. My son asked me if the Santa’s Elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings… I said grow up Son, you’re 42 years old. (Elf Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  3. Do you floss RELIGIOUSLY? Of course, on Christmas and Easter. (Christmas Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  4. The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  5. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
  6. What is Santa’s favorite hole at the Masters?…Hole 18 Holley. (Masters Golf Jokes)
  7. Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself. (Psychology Jokes)
  8. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes / Christmas Tree Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
  9. Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?… He got coal for Christmas. (Environment Jokes)
  10. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?… Because of all the rain, dear. (Christmas Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  11. What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?… Sandy Claws.
  12. What does Tigger sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells.
  13. What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  14. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  15. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.  (Reindeer Jokes 180 School Jokes)
  16. I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
  17. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  18. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  19. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  20. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
  21. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  22. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)