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More Earth Day Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Earth Day jokes.
  2. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
  3. Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
  4. I have an obsession with wind farms… I’m a huge fan.
  5. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes Worm Jokes)
  6. All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  7. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  8. During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes)
  9. Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
  10. In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  11. Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
  13. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  14. What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
  15. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  16. Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian.
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Earth Day?
  18. What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils well that ends well. (Texas Jokes)
  19. Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March. (March Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Earth Day knock-knock joke?
  21. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  22. How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)