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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best farming jokes.
  2. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Fall Jokes)
  3. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Labor Day Jokes)
  5. My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  6. Farmer’s patch There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.” The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, “Now there are two!” (Watermelon Jokes)
  7. What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  8. Who did the farmer say when his squash went missing?… There’s pumpkin strange happening around here…
  9. In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine. (Doctor Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  10. How can you farm during the winter?… Use a snow plow.
  11. If you crossed a zucchini with our first president, what would you get?… George Squashington.
  12. What has ears but can’t hear a thing?… A cornfield. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  13. What political party are most corn farmers and growers?… They are “corn” servative republic-corns. (Corn Jokes &  Election Jokes)
  14. What is a farmer’s favorite college football team?… The Nebraska Cornhuskers! (College Football Jokes & Nebraska Jokes)
  15. What do farmers wear when they’re cold?… A har-vest.
  16. What did the corn farmer say to his therapist?… An ear full. (Psychology Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  17. I have ears, but I am unable to hear? Who am I?… A cornfield. (Corn Jokes)
  18. What would farmers say when they pick up the corn on the field?… “Aww! Shucks!” (Corn Jokes)
  19. Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry. (Milk Jokes Cow Jokes)
  20. What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?… Hogs and kisses. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  21. What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?… a fence.
  22. Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes & Corn Jokes)
  23. What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  24. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Farming Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  25. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s got heart. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  26. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  27. Why did the farmer hire a gymnast to help move his broken wagon?…because she was excellent at cart wheels! (Gymnastics Jokes)
  28. BEATING HEARTS What did one beet say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You make my heart beet faster! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the farming?
  30. Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?…  The lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Lettuce Jokes & Summer Olympic Jokes)
  31. “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “Yeah.” “What is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “That’s right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.” (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  32. If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get… George Squashington. (American Revolution Jokes)
  33. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids / Father’s Day Jokes / Corn Jokes)
  34. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good farming knock-knock joke?
  36. What did the herb say to his friends when he finally graduated from college with a degree in event management?… It is now my thyme to party! (Graduation Jokes)
  37. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  38. What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle?… Shepard’s pi. (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  39. What do you call a field of popcorn?… A-maze-ing! (Popcorn Jokes)
  40. I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict… So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good farming knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  42. Why was there a pig at the hockey game?… He drove the hambony. (Pig Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  43. Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  44. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?… Cauliflowers! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)