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More Spring Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Spring jokes.
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  3. A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
  4. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  5. Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls. (Winter Jokes)
  6. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes Bird Jokes)
  7. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Tree Jokes)
  8. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  9. SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  10. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  11. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Worm Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  12. Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?… Robin. (Bird Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  13. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (High School Jokes)
  14. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  15. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
  16. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes / Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes & Croissant Jokes)
  18. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes & April Jokes)
  19. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  20. When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward. (Lion Jokes & Daylight Savings Jokes)
  21. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  22. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes