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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Presidents’ Day jokes.
- Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached… You could say it was unpresidented. (Impeachment Jokes)
- Who was the youngest US president?… BABE Lincoln.
- Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson! (Christmas Tree Jokes & Election Jokes)
- Who was the funniest person in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette.
- What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures.
- If George Washington were alive today, why couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?… Because a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.
- Why aren’t there many Civil War jokes?… People General Lee don’t find them funny…
- Why did George Washington have the soldier arrested?… For committing Valley Forgery…
- What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cow food?… The fodder of our country…
- What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
- Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes / Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
- Which one of Washington’s officer’s had the best sense of humor?… Laughafayette.
- Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
- Which US president was able to clean up government wrongdoing?… WASHington.
- How did George Washington describe things?… In general terms.
- Which rock group has four men who don’t sing?… Mount Rushmore.
- The teacher asked little Johhny, “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Little Johnny replied, “Because he still had the axe in his hand.”
- Do you know why they buried George H. W. In Houston instead of his beloved Kennebunkport?… Because it’s way too cold for planting Bushes in Maine. (Maine Jokes).