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July Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes & Top 10 July Jokes)
  2. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong.
  3. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.
  4. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  5. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)

July Jokes for Kids

  1. What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  2. Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  3. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle.  (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes for Kids)

4th of July Jokes for Kids

  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
  5. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  6. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes)
  7. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  8. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  9. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  10. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)     
  12. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  13. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.
  14. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  15. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  16. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (World Geography Jokes)
  17. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  19. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (American Revolution Jokes)
  20. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
  21. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette
  22. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?…The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (American Revolution Jokes)
  24. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?… Get in the boat, men!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  25. Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
  26. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  27. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (American Revolution Jokes)
  28. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Firecracker Jokes for Kids)
  29. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?… The Fodder of Our Country! (Cow Jokes for Kids)
  30. What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?…Monti jello
  31. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?…He was a Yankee doodler.
  32. Where did our first president keep his mice?… Mount Vermin!
  33. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  34. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  35. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic turtle! (Turtle Jokes for Kids)
  36. How is a healthy person like the United States?…They both have good constitutions! (Constitution Jokes)
  37. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?…Because she can’t sit down. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  38. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (American Revolution Jokes)
  39. Best American Battle Book Never Written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech. (American Revolution Jokes)
  40. A Immigration Book Never Written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard. (World Geography Jokes)
  41. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  42. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
  43. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball!” (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  44. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Election Jokes for Kids)
  45. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?… It can’t sit down.
  46. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  47. What’s red, white, blue and green? A seasick Uncle Sam. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  48. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?…My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Fireworks Jokes)
  49. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers (Fireworks Jokes)
  50. Why did the duck say, “Bang”?… He was a fire-quacker. (Fireworks Jokes)
  51. American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice? Homer Simpson (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  52. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (Fireworks Jokes)
  53. What’s red, white, black and blue?… Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.
  54. Independence Day is the day married men celebrate something they once had.
  55. What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?… Beneduck Arnold.
  56. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.” (Fireworks Jokes)
  57. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)

July 15th & 16th, 2019: Prime Day Jokes

  1. What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  2. Who should be the official spokesperson for Amazon Prime Day?… Dieon Sanders AKA “Prime Time!” (Football Jokes)
  3. What is a math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales?… Prime Day! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  4. Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11.
  5. When is the best time to find a Prime Day deal?… During a commercial break from your favorite prime time show!
  6. What Sesame Street character loves Prime Day?.. The Count.