Shark Week Jokes

by | Jul 22, 2023 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes.
  2. What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut. (Donut Jokes)
  3. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  4. If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
  5. Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean. (Movie Jokes)
  6. Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
  7. Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
  8. Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell great white lies. 
  9. How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another.
  10. Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Summer Camp for Kids)
  11. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Prom Jokes)
  12. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  13. Why did the shark get sent to jail?… He was involved with some fishy business. (Police Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  14. What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!” (180 School Jokes)
  15. What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!” (Labor Day Jokes)
  16. What is a shark’s favorite song?… Fins by Jimmy Buffett. (Music Jokes)
  17. Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Cemetery Jokes)
  18. There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
  19. How do you make a shark laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale. (Whale Jokes)
  20. What should you do if you see a shark?… Swim away. (Swimming Jokes)
  21. What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Fast Food Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  22. Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?… Finland. (World Geography Jokes)
  23. Shark Pun: Go ahead and mako my day. (Movie Jokes)
  24. What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… FINnegan’s wake! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
  25. Shark Pun: No wonder that shark doesn’t have any friends—it’s a loan shark. 
  26. The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp. (Labor Day Jokes)
  27. Why did the shark cross the reef?… To get to the other tide!
  28. How does a hammerhead shark tell his mom he passed his test?… Nailed it! (180 School Jokes)
  29. I told a friend that I was attacked by a shark the other day. He asked, “Did you punch it on the nose?” “No,” I said, “The shark started it for no reason!”
  30. A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.” (Pirate Jokes)
  31. Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?… He’s in a whole lot of treble. (365 Music Jokes)
  32. What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead. (Music Jokes)
  33. Did you hear about the all-star shark athlete?… He led his team to the chompionship! 
  34. A new study shows sharks only bite those who swim in the ocean. Researchers advise not swimming there. (Swimming Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  35. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Octopus Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  36. What kind of shark is always gambling?… A card shark.
  37. I was at the beach the other day when I saw a man swimming in the sea despite the warning signs about the shark-infested waters. He got attacked and lost a leg… I bet he’s kicking himself now! (Swimming Jokes)
  38. What did the shark say to the whale?… What are u blubbering about? (Whale Jokes)
  39. I’m beginning to think deciding to call my dog “Shark” was a big mistake… I’ve been banned from all my local beaches! (Dog Jokes)
  40. If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws! (Movie Jokes)
  41. What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?… Shark Trek! (Star Trek Jokes)
  42. I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark…. The novelty is wearing a little fin! (Halloween Jokes)
  43. I would like to see a Great White shark before I die… But not right before I die. (Cemetery Jokes)
  44. The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark! (U.S Aquariums)
  45. Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Surfing Jokes)
  46. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Sandwich Jokes)
  47. Where do lonely sharks go to find companionship?… Sand Bars. (Beer Jokes)
  48. What do sharks have on their toast?… Mermalaid. (Mermaid Jokes)
  49. What candy must a shark with braces avoid?… Jaw-breakers! (Dentist Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  50. What do you call two sharks who get married?… Hooked for life. (Wedding Jokes)
  51. What do a shark and a computer have in common?… They both have megabites! (Computer Jokes)
  52. Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark! (Swimming Jokes)
  53. What’s a shark’s favorite movie?… Shaw-shark Redemption! (Movie Jokes)
  54. Tiger sharks will eat anything and everything…. Especially people who use the ocean as a bathroom.
  55. Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! (Magic Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  56. What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut. (Donut Jokes)
  57. What did the shark plead in court?… Gill-ty. (Lawyer Jokes)
  58. Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws! (Christmas Jokes)
  59. How did the crazy shark become normal again?… electro shark therapy. (Psychology Jokes)
  60. What advice did the dad shark give his son?… “Go take a bite out of life!” (Dad Jokes)
  61. What’s a shark’s favorite meal?… Fish and ships.