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- What do minions eat on Halloween?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes / Funny Halloween Jokes / Ghost Jokes)
- “Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois! (Movie Jokes)
- What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing! (Pumpkin Jokes)
- Why is corn popular around Halloween?… Because it’s so earie. (Corn Jokes)
- If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (Funny Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
- Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Luge Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Halloween candy! (Candy Jokes)
- How do you describe Halloween corn?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
- What do football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
- What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Be my Valenstein! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Robin Hood Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Milk Jokes)
- What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
- What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Bird Jokes)
- Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Ghost Jokes)